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POTUSes – Movie Presidents of the United States Remix

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Gather around your television sets America for an important announcement from the Presidents of the United States. 51 fictitious film presidents plus one W address the nation.

The Films:
xXx: State of the Union
Air Force One
First Daughter
Clear and Present Danger
Deep Impact
Seven Days in May
Independence Day
Escape from New York
Mars Attacks
Swing Vote
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Superman II
Mars Attacks
My Fellow Americans
Sum of All Fears
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Escape from LA
Absolute Power
Captain America (1990)
The Day After Tomorrow
The Rock
Left Behind: World at War
Murder at 1600
Fail-Safe (1964)
Fail-Safe (2000)
American Dreamz
Dr. Strangelove
The Second Civil War
The American President
Wag the Dog
Scary Movie 4
Twilight’s Last Gleaming
In the Line of Fire
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
The Contender
By Dawn’s Early Light
The Pelican Brief
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Head of State
Vantage Point
Love Actually
Chain of Command
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Canadian Bacon
Get Smart

Armed Response

1986. The West takes on the East as David Carradine and Lee Van Cleef fight fire with fire in the explosive action-thriller ARMED RESPONSE. I’ll be at the bar.


(1988) Big George Kennedy in a jumpsuit trains an elite special forces team of Harris (Jorge Rivero), Ballard (Isaac Hayes), Flyboy (Kevin Sutherland) and Nash (Andrew Stevens) to defend exiled democratic Middle Eastern leader Kassar (Louis Jourdan) and his family against the terrorist attacks of The Dictator (Robert Forster). Also with Hugo Stiglitz as the Iron Maiden shirt-wearing assassin The Blond.

Laser Mission

Borgnine IS The Laser Master! Mercenary and CIA freelancer Gold (Brandon Lee) is sent to rescue Dr. Braun (Borgnine) and his know-how of constructing nuclear weapons from precious diamonds from evil Russian/Latin American/African commandoes with the help of Braun’s buxom, VW van driving daughter. Brought to you in beautiful thrift store VHS.

Sid Caesar – Shape Up!

We follow Sid as he slowly sheds his clothes during the course of his Cape Fear-like prison workout. He does dips and curls using chairs, push-ups against walls and dressers, abdominal work on pillows, and pull-ups with his trusty bar. His form on these exercises is terrible and their effectiveness questionable, by the end of the tape he’s down to performing pelvic thrusts against a doorjam in his blue bikini briefs and tube socks because he thinks it may be good for the prostate. It’s anyone’s guess how he got into such great shape doing this routine over the years.

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