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Armed Response

1986. The West takes on the East as David Carradine and Lee Van Cleef fight fire with fire in the explosive action-thriller ARMED RESPONSE. I’ll be at the bar.


(1988) Big George Kennedy in a jumpsuit trains an elite special forces team of Harris (Jorge Rivero), Ballard (Isaac Hayes), Flyboy (Kevin Sutherland) and Nash (Andrew Stevens) to defend exiled democratic Middle Eastern leader Kassar (Louis Jourdan) and his family against the terrorist attacks of The Dictator (Robert Forster). Also with Hugo Stiglitz as the Iron Maiden shirt-wearing assassin The Blond.

Laser Mission

Borgnine IS The Laser Master! Mercenary and CIA freelancer Gold (Brandon Lee) is sent to rescue Dr. Braun (Borgnine) and his know-how of constructing nuclear weapons from precious diamonds from evil Russian/Latin American/African commandoes with the help of Braun’s buxom, VW van driving daughter. Brought to you in beautiful thrift store VHS.

Sid Caesar – Shape Up!

We follow Sid as he slowly sheds his clothes during the course of his Cape Fear-like prison workout. He does dips and curls using chairs, push-ups against walls and dressers, abdominal work on pillows, and pull-ups with his trusty bar. His form on these exercises is terrible and their effectiveness questionable, by the end of the tape he’s down to performing pelvic thrusts against a doorjam in his blue bikini briefs and tube socks because he thinks it may be good for the prostate. It’s anyone’s guess how he got into such great shape doing this routine over the years.

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